The most disgusting thing that can possibly happen with a baby

just happened to me.

He was holding out his fingers and I thought he wanted me to kiss them. So, since sometimes I actually like my kid, I started gobbling up the fingers and kissing him.

But . . .

He wasn't holding them out to be kissed.

He was holding them out to show me the poop he had just scooped out from his diaper.

It was green.

I didn't see it because it was dark and I didn't have my glasses on.

But I tasted it . . .