I was getting Sam ready for bed the other night and he said to me, "You know what, Mommy? Sometimes, at night, I come in to your room to check on you. I check on Daddy. I check on Mommy. You're asleep!"
(What he did not mention was that he then always decides that he needs to jump into bed with us. So the whole "unknown stalker" thing doesn't really apply.)
A tiny rant
6 hours ago