Sunday, July 22, 2007

and now the virgin mary smashed my @#$%^ fingers!!!!

i was in the backyard, headed to my shed when my attention got caught on a virgin mary candle. well, i was looking at the candle and not at the shed door which slammed onto my fingers! they are throbbing and i'm sobbing like a total freak job and the nails are bright blue and also probably going to fall off. just like my toenail that she smashed a few days ago!

mary?!!! wth did i do to make u so pissed at me?



HOLY MOTHER!!!!! do you think i'd get struck by lightning if i called her a bee-yatch?

someone tell me... WHAT is the symbolism of THIS?!!!
(probably not going to post for awhile because it is too hard to type one handed.)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cast your mind back to August 14(?) 1999. King Arthur class final party at teacher's house. WHAT did that brilliant prof say about researching the supernatural feminine? And not just cause she was a weeny? Remember Nate's sore, when he was nine months old? Remember?

Audra said...

don't stop blogging, please. You will get more relief from venting into cyper space, than nursing your toe and finger. I want pictures of the toe and finger, esp if it turns colors - but not when the nail falls off. YUCK!

SWILUA said...

the funny thing about the colors on my fingernail is that they aren't as cool as they *were* right after my finger got mushed. Now there's just a blue sunset like thing, not really cool enough to photograph. the colors on my toenail were better, but I painted over them with polish cause they were uuuggly.

and, zina, I remember that day, but the only thing about the supernatural feminine I remember was some sort of admonition about not going to hot springs at two in the morning. send me an email, babe!

and my finger is doing better and it is not nearly as excruciating to type as it was earlier today, so I'll probably post something sooner than i thought. I just need something to post about...

Anonymous said...

stigmata?

SWILUA said...

stigmata! ha! because I am sooooo holy! wait...maybe I am!