Upon seeing me at the computer this morning, Steve said, "Oh, great! The internet is working again!"
To which I replied, "Yes it is."
Then, Steve asked, "What did you *do* yesterday without the internet?"
I said, "I read the Bible." [true story.]
Steve, who actually *saw* me reading the bible and knew this was true, looked a little confused/horrified for a moment. He said, "you mean, you could have chosen between Harry Potter and the Bible and you chose the *bible*?!"
yeah, kid. I did.
let the witch trials begin.