Saturday, July 07, 2007

Stuff I found while cleaning my house

1) a rotten banana (at least not in the closet like the last two times)
2) approximately 5 dirty diapers, though only one of these was poopy. They were found under beds, on top of beds, under dressers and in the bathroom
3) one pair of poopy superman underpants
4) one sheet with vomit on it
5) one puddle of pee in the kitchen
6) one nickel-sized hunk of mold coming out of a bottle
7) four bottles with rotten milk inside
8) seven bags full of trash
9) a bottle of A-1 steak sauce (in my bedroom)(I can't explain this)

And did I mention that just *two* days ago my house was SPOTLESS?!

4 comments:

Kimberly said...

Oh my. Someone get that girl some chocolate!

Barb said...

Gross. The joys of having children. And Steve.

Audra said...

AWESOME! I love the lists.

Steve said...

Sarcastically: Thanks, Barb. No one was supposed to know the superman underpants were *mine*. Just kidding! I actually am VERY good at going in the potty. But that's another story.