Whenever I get a cold, it goes immediately to my voice and I sound like a gravelly meth user.
Thus, the following conversation while teaching:
girl student: "Did you lose your voice?"
me: "No, I'm just talking like this because I wanted to sound sexy."
boy student [straight faced] sitting on front row: "Well, it's *working.*"
The Beautiful Life of Nora Pepper
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