Tuesday, February 26, 2008

There was a half-eaten, half-smashed oreo half ground into the carpet

and I ate it.

10 comments:

bff said...

You are so lying. Unless it happened when you were three, I don't believe you would consume any carbs, no matter where you found them.

Brooke Jean said...

Sounds like something I would have done in high school. I loved Oreos and dropped an entire package of them on the bus floor once ... don't for a minute think that I would let that be a reason for them to go to the garbage can.

Barb said...

Was that bff comment from Zina? Funny! Oreos from the carpet are fair game- brush 'em off, make sure there's no hair on 'em, you're good to go!

[kɹeɪ̯g̊] said...

I have a confession of myself.

I hate oreos. They're not cookies. They're evil.

k said...

It's true, bff. I ate the carbs.

k said...

and kreig, YOU are evil, honey. oreos are divine. ;-)

k said...

I'm expecting bff to come out any second and chastise barb for revealing her secret identity...

hehe. it was never that secret, bff. this is the big lesson of the internet. ;-)

k said...

Brooke Jean: you've made me think of kind of a fun game.

Step one: I would not eat an oreo if...

Step two: I would eat an oreo if...

ie: "I would not eat an oreo if it fell in a used toilet, but I would eat the oreo if the toilet water was clear when it fell in."

Any players?

[kɹeɪ̯g̊] said...

I would not eat an oreo.

I would eat an oreo if it were not an oreo, but a real cookie.

Jill said...

Sometimes it's just easier than walking over to the garbage can.