Monday, May 26, 2008

Let's just declare it a gay week, shall we?

We pay the boyscouts $32 a year to put an American flag in our yard on every holiday. This being Memorial Day, there was a flag there this morning. Thus, the would-have-been-offensive-had-it-not-been-said-by-a-four-year-old exchange this morning:

4yo: "Oh, Mommy! What's that there?"
me: "It's an American Flag, honey!"
4yo: "You know, mommy, I think I just YOVE American FAGS!"

Me, too, baby doll. Me too.

6 comments:

[kɹeɪ̯g̊] said...

And what about gay Canadians?

[kɹeɪ̯g̊] said...

This is also funny seeing as how anti-gay the scouts organisation is.

k said...

you know I love gay Canadians, too. my son will, too, if someone puts a Canadian flag in our yard...
;-)

Erin & Jordan Spencer said...

Oh man, your blog just cracks me up!

Mark- TCM said...

My 4 year old son points to my podgy belly and tells me I'm fat just like "Homo Simpson"!! D'oh!!!

[kɹeɪ̯g̊] said...

You should totally put a Canadian flag in your yard - especially during the first week of July.