All day long I've been a seething cesspool of rage. I've been waiting and waiting for someone to be rude/mean/stupid/etc. so that I could just explode and yell at them. I kept imagining their shocked faces as I bellowed insults and "exCUse me!"'s and created colorful new expletives.
But today everyone has been *nice.* All friggin day long.
So instead of getting to YELL at people, I had to SMILE at them. I even had to LAUGH at their jokes. (Because they were funny, after all.) They weren't even the fake kind of nice. They were all genuine and interesting and I didn't get to scream at a SINGLE PERSON.