Monday, July 14, 2008

Words of Wisdom from an Anonymous Member of my Family

"Well, when your life sucks so bad, the only thing you can really do is blow your brains out. But, since you're Murphy's daughter and all, the gun would probably mis-fire and then you'd just be ugly AND depressed."

5 comments:

Tirzah said...

Wow, that is a bit drastic!

Anonymous said...

smart alec brats

k said...

what?! Anonymous family member?! Is that YOU?! ;-)

Anonymous said...

no no I believe the advice given said "you would turn into a vegetable" which, although sometimes it seems like said -person-who-the-advice-was-given-to cares more about beauty than brains it has been clarified to me that said-person-who-the-advice-was-given-to cares more about her cognitive functions than the way she looks.

Anonymous said...

Yes, you pills. This one is me. You always change the quotes for your poetic license. Sounds gruesome the way you said it, but that is NOT what I said.