And he did really great. Seriously. And, apparently, he is the only kid in the history of primary to actually memorize it. (Does this say something about his intelligence? or does it say something about the water in my neighborhood? you decide.)
the theme was: "I will show my faith in Jesus Christ by being baptized and confirmed."
and Sam's version was: "I will show my faith in Jesus Christ by being baptized and *confused.*"