Monday, August 11, 2008

Things not to say to the Six Foot Tall Bridesmaid who is not only the oldest bridesmaid there but who was forced to wear FOUR inch heels

1) "Well, Kerry! You look like you've finally aged a little bit!"

2) "Who are you? You're, like, HUGE!"

(And no, sadly, I am not wearing nylons. My legs are just THAT WHITE.)


Tirzah said...

I. Hate. Nylons!

Penelope said...

I'm so totally excited! You are a whopping half inch taller than I. Rarely do I meet a woman taller than me.

I only wear heels-- like never. What's the point???


kik said...

Haha maybe it's those John Lennon sunglasses and your much-adored Grandma sandals...that might age ya a bit!!

Barb @ getupandplay said...

You look seriously hot- all those haters are just jealous because you are as tall and beautiful as a supermodel! And Lily is adorable!!

[kɹeɪ̯g̊] said...

Yeah, you would be huge in 4 inch heels.

Gigantic in fact.