Sam rushed over to me after church today. "Mommy, Mommy! Look at this!" He held up a rock half the size of his head.
"Wow!" I said. "that's a big rock!"
Sam said, "Do you know what you do with this?"
"No. What do you do?"
"Well, you hit yourself on the head with it. And then, after your head splits open, you throw it at your feet. And then, it lands on your toe and you scream and your toe gets all bruised. Then you throw it on the floor. Then you PRAY!"
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