Friday, January 02, 2009

Alright, so I'm starting to wonder if there are funny mushrooms growing somewhere I don't know about

Sam: "Did you know that you're my second mommy?"

me: "huh?"

Sam: "I used to have a different mommy, but now I have you."

me: "what happened to your first mommy?!"

Sam: "well, she pretended to die. and they pretended to bury her. but then--on Friday!--her ghost came out and went to the golden parking lot."

me: "the golden parking lot?"

Sam: "Yeah. It's in China. Where they don't speak english. But, see, there's a really, really long staircase to heaven and if your ghost comes out of the ground, you get to wait in the golden parking lot."

me: ?!

Sam: "You're nicer than my first mommy, though."


Fiona said...

I have learned that is best not to read too much into little conversations like this. My kids have some pretty interesting commentary on the spirit world. We try very hard to avoid them. (Especially the ones about more kids coming to the family.)

[kɹeɪ̯ɡ̊] said...

Shrooms indeed.

And who is Sam's dealer? Can you hook me up?