Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Dear Closet

I know you think it's funny
to change all of my clothes with smaller ones
so that they don't fit when I try them on
and I think that it's me who's getting fatter
when it's really you being all tricky.
So I'd appreciate
if you put all of my actual clothes
back in the closet
so I can wear something other than skirts
hiked up to my boobs (because they don't fit around my waist)
and people will stop thinking
I'm secretly a fundie
who doesn't believe in trousers.

xo me

1 comment:

Barb @ getupandplay said...

"a fundie who refuses to wear trousers"- funny stuff!!

I know how you feel. I hate those damn sneaky closets.