Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Worst. Mother. Ever.

Lily: "Mommy, Mommy. Let's read some books!"

me: [wanting to sleep] "Huh? what? books? Nah. TV is WAY better than books." [turn on TV and go to sleep.]

[time passes]

Lily: "Mommy, you should wake up sometime. I'm VERY late for school."

me: [sleeping]

Lily: "Mommy, don't you think I should go to school?"

me: "School totally doesn't matter until college anyway."

Lily: "But I'm very hungry."

me: "Go grab yourself something."

Lily: "Just wake up, okay?"

me: "Okay, okay."

Lily: "Yay! Can you make breakfast now?"

me: "Um... Let's just go to McDonald's for breakfast."

Lily: "Mommy, breakfast is much cheaper and healthier if we eat at home."

me: "Yeah, but I don't have a cup as big as McDonald's does and I need a lot of diet coke."

Lily: "You drink too much diet coke. You need to go on a diet coke diet."

me: "Probably. Let's hit the drive-through."

[we hit the drive through and show up at school.]

Lily: "Hey, Mommy?"

me: "Yeah?"

Lily: "Why is everyone wearing green?"

5 comments:

Dani said...

Kerry, you crack me up! I love reading your blog!

Kerry said...

thanks, Dani! I'm glad you stop by!

Swanky Mommy said...

I'm SO glad I'm not the only one!!! The baby is finally off the nerves. Let's do lunch sans the drive through. You can drink as much diet coke as you want. I'll drink my Dr. Pepper! :) Hahahahaha

Elise said...

Hahahaha!

Barb @ getupandplay said...

Oh man. I feel your pain. It wasn't until 3:00 p.m. that I finally showered Charlie's puke off of my body. He, however, had to wait until 5:30 for his bath.