Friday, November 12, 2010
Morning Discovery: The Power of Johnny Test (and also, a little burgeoning chauvinism)
me: "OMG, did I just step in pee?"
me: "OMG, WHY DID I JUST STEP IN PEE?"
Sam: [shrugs] "Lily."
me: "OMG, why is Lily peeing on the carpet."
Sam: "Well, we were watching Johnny Test and Lily didn't want to leave to go to the bathroom. So she got out her little toilet. But there was a problem."
me: "And the pee spilled all over the carpet?!"
me: "OMG, gross, gross, gross, gross!" [get up and go get the stuff to clean it up. start cleaning.]
Sam: [watching me scrub the carpet] "You know what, Mom? This. Right now. You are doing the hardest job a woman could ever do."
me: "What about a man?"
Sam: "Naw. A man could take it."