Steve: "Your Mommy is a doctor, Lily. Did you know that?"
Lily: "Huh? But Mommy, [turns to me] you don't see any patients."
me: "Well, no. I see students."
Lily: "So you're not a real doctor."
me: "No, I am. I'm just a doctor of philosophy, not of medicine."
Lily: "Like I said. You're not a real doctor."
Steve: "Aw. She sounds like a surgeon alREAdy!"