2) "Who are you? You're, like, HUGE!"
(And no, sadly, I am not wearing nylons. My legs are just THAT WHITE.)
Monday, August 11, 2008
Things not to say to the Six Foot Tall Bridesmaid who is not only the oldest bridesmaid there but who was forced to wear FOUR inch heels
1) "Well, Kerry! You look like you've finally aged a little bit!"
2) "Who are you? You're, like, HUGE!"
(And no, sadly, I am not wearing nylons. My legs are just THAT WHITE.)
2) "Who are you? You're, like, HUGE!"
(And no, sadly, I am not wearing nylons. My legs are just THAT WHITE.)
I. Hate. Nylons!
ReplyDeleteI'm so totally excited! You are a whopping half inch taller than I. Rarely do I meet a woman taller than me.
ReplyDeleteI only wear heels-- like never. What's the point???
Karen
Haha maybe it's those John Lennon sunglasses and your much-adored Grandma sandals...that might age ya a bit!!
ReplyDeleteYou look seriously hot- all those haters are just jealous because you are as tall and beautiful as a supermodel! And Lily is adorable!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, you would be huge in 4 inch heels.
ReplyDeleteGigantic in fact.