I went to a seminary function once where the scripture theme was "Be ye therefore clean ye that bear the vessels of the Lord." and what they did with it was (wait for it)
Teddy Bears.
Yes. Get it? "Bear," like, *bear,* so I blasphemed then too.
I used to be in a ward in the Avenues, Ann. In some ways it was worse because when I'd ditch Relief Society, I'd get caught by Gordon B and he'd shake his cane at me, scoldingly. Awkward.
Mmm. I love divine rolls. They should turn all gospel principles into food. Make a new section in the Priesthood/Relief Society manual, and add it to each chapter. "How to teach this with baked goods."
See, crap like this just makes me blaspheme.
ReplyDeleteI went to a seminary function once where the scripture theme was "Be ye therefore clean ye that bear the vessels of the Lord." and what they did with it was (wait for it)
Teddy Bears.
Yes. Get it? "Bear," like, *bear,* so I blasphemed then too.
Um, wow.
ReplyDeleteI'd {roll} my eyes and then get out the butter.
You'd do well in my ward, Kerry. Keep the Aves in mind if you ever get the urge to move.
ReplyDeleteI used to be in a ward in the Avenues, Ann. In some ways it was worse because when I'd ditch Relief Society, I'd get caught by Gordon B and he'd shake his cane at me, scoldingly. Awkward.
ReplyDeleteAt least you got a snack!
ReplyDeleteSteve keeps trying to eat my roll, but I keep telling him that he can't cuz it's *sacred.*
ReplyDeleteI am so glad I clicked thru the comments! Hysterical.
ReplyDeletefirst comment was not your mom.
ReplyDeleteI do feel a little yeasty inside...
ReplyDeleteMmm. I love divine rolls. They should turn all gospel principles into food. Make a new section in the Priesthood/Relief Society manual, and add it to each chapter. "How to teach this with baked goods."
ReplyDeleteWhen the roll is called up yonder,
ReplyDeletewhat will we do with all the jam?