Wednesday, May 20, 2009

This morning one of my research assistants said to me, "Wow... you look like a zombie."


To which I replied yes, but a zombie who feeds on the pain of research assistants.

And to prove it, I made him spend the day writing a bibliography for 200 books using the newly revised MLA format.
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9 comments:

  1. EliseWednesday, May 20, 2009 at 2:26:00 PM MDT

    It's been revised AGAIN?!

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, May 20, 2009 at 4:30:00 PM MDT

    @ Elise: It's always being revised. This is what English majors with power do to amuse themselves.

    @ Kerry: if you feed on our suffering, I should give you more updates on the torment I endure at the hands of crappy library databases. I'd have you bloated in a week! :)
    --Jason

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  3. SarahWednesday, May 20, 2009 at 5:45:00 PM MDT

    Ewww...cruel, but well deserved. I love your posts about Sam. Every boy's first love should be his mother. That's how you know you're doing something right. :)

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  4. BarbWednesday, May 20, 2009 at 7:04:00 PM MDT

    Ha ha ha ha!

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  5. authorWednesday, May 20, 2009 at 11:36:00 PM MDT

    Dude. EndNote. www.endnote.com. Greatest crappy software ever.

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  6. DavidThursday, May 21, 2009 at 12:48:00 AM MDT

    Well... You did... >.>

    <.<

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  7. SWILUAThursday, May 21, 2009 at 7:53:00 AM MDT

    why use software when you can use research slaves?

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  8. DavidThursday, May 21, 2009 at 10:30:00 AM MDT

    I'm faster than software anyway.

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  9. authorThursday, May 21, 2009 at 6:03:00 PM MDT

    My bad. I don't have research slaves. And I'm lazy.

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