me: "You mean Daddy? What's wrong with Daddy?"
Sam: "Where do I START?!"
me: "He told you to go to bed, didn't he."
Sam: "He doesn't understand about my body. See, in the morning, my body has sleep. But at night? No sleep."
me: "Sounds like me."
Sam: "Oh, geez. You can take care of this, you know."
me: "How? I already take Ambien."
Sam: [shakes head] "You're still a pretty girl. You can find someone ELSE."
me: "Other than Daddy? But I like him."
Sam: "There's got to be someone else you can like. Maybe a friend? Maybe someone from work?"
me: "I think they'd make you go to bed, too."
Sam: "UGH. You people are IMPOSSIBLE."
This kid is a picture book in the making. He's practically writing them for you. He's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHe went to sleep with gum in his mouth and now there's gum in his hair--wait. Taken. Still, Louise is right. He's totally Alexander-adorable.
ReplyDeletei cant wait to have kids :0)
ReplyDeleteSeriously - your kids could have their own show!
ReplyDeleteSam does tell me prettymuch everyday that he just really wants to be on TV...
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