Thursday, January 12, 2006

I hate babies

This is a particularly disturbing thing for a pregnant woman to realize about herself. I could live my entire life and not look at a baby. People hold out their new babies for me to hold and my gut reaction is, "Do I *have* to?" I hear that hating babies is ranked up there with hating puppies and might put me on the same level as Hitler. But you know what? I also hate puppies. They pee all over the place. They smell. They jump on me and slobber. Blech.

3 comments:

heidi said...

I swear I looked for your blog a couple of times and it wouldn't come up. I thought you were gone forever. So glad you're not.

I don't like small babies either. I decline holding them always.

k said...

Hey there! Yeah, I just haven't posted that much because I've been too busy puking and being miserable. Only 12 more weeks...

Anonymous said...

Kerry, your in-vitro has just screwed you up. You are normal, and this will pass. Hang in there, and remember that your two babies will be babies no more sooner than you think. Love mom