I was changing my two-year old's diapers one day and he was pointing out all his body parts to me.
"Ear," he said, pointing to his ear.
"Good job, honey!" I said.
"Nose," he said.
"Eye," he said.
Then he pointed down to his little penis and frowned. "DON'T TOUCH!" he named it.
I didn't know what to say to that.