but the other day I was nursing my baby girl and my two year old came up to me. He said, "mom, those are your boobs."
I said, "You are so right about that, kid."
Then he looked at them and said, "Can I touch them?"
And I said, "you most certainly may not."
And he said, "But I want to EAT them!"
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