is that my insurance company is paying for me to have a nanny. Every day for three hours a day. For a YEAR!!!!
I cannot describe the vast surges of joy this causes me. Or how much I love my insurance company. Geico-oh-geico let me write a poem for thee . . . Or maybe just say that you're AWESOME.
[post edit: actually Geico lied about the nanny. and they SUCK.]