Stomach flu just won't die. So I go to see the doctor man. Who suggests that there might be a protozoan cause to my... uh... problems.
So I google this protozoan parasite thing he says I might have. Three big outbreaks have occurred recently:
1) in North Wales
2) in Utah County
3) at my BFF's house
Apparently, I'm the vector.
Well, I've always wanted to be *someone.*
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