Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Evening Conversation: SO West Side

Lily: [humming Mary Had a Little Lamb]

Sam: "Lily, no! That is BAD!"

Lily: [totally ignores Sam and keeps humming]

Sam: "Mommy, Lily is saying *bad words*"

Me: "Uh.. she's just humming, it's OK."

Sam: "But they're *bad.* Lily, you really shouldn't say such bad words."

Me: [thinking I missed something] "What bad words? What did she say?"

Sam: "Mommy, they're *bad.*"

Me: "Just tell me what the bad words were, it's OK."

Sam: [sighs][sings really quiet like he's embarrassed] "Mary had some smack of crack, smack of crack, smack of crack. Mary had some smack of crack and it was white as snow."

Me: "Wow. Just... wow."

Sam: "Lily did it."


Trisha said...

What????? Smack of crack, like butt crack or drugs???? Interesting for sure....

Karie said...

Wow just about sums it up. Any idea where they picked it up?

Audra said...

What kind of daycare or preschool does he go to? I would tell him he can't play with his friends anymore. Not kidding. But I am a over-protective freak.

Barb @ getupandplay said...

Yikes. That is pretty wrong.

[kɹeɪ̯ɡ̊] said...

I don't even know what to say.