Lily: [humming Mary Had a Little Lamb]
Sam: "Lily, no! That is BAD!"
Lily: [totally ignores Sam and keeps humming]
Sam: "Mommy, Lily is saying *bad words*"
Me: "Uh.. she's just humming, it's OK."
Sam: "But they're *bad.* Lily, you really shouldn't say such bad words."
Me: [thinking I missed something] "What bad words? What did she say?"
Sam: "Mommy, they're *bad.*"
Me: "Just tell me what the bad words were, it's OK."
Sam: [sighs][sings really quiet like he's embarrassed] "Mary had some smack of crack, smack of crack, smack of crack. Mary had some smack of crack and it was white as snow."
Me: "Wow. Just... wow."
Sam: "Lily did it."