I just want you to know that I'd really rather you didn't write 500 page books. Don't you know? Because of (really boring) statistics stuff, my book sample has to be *random.* Which means that I have to read your book whether it's 100 pages or 500 pages.
I much prefer the books that are 100 pages.
I realize telling you this now does little good. I realize that telling you this now does not change the fact that I'm supposed to read 36 books in the next 24 days.
But I still thought you should know.