David: "Gah! Facebook is ruining my life!"
David: "Because I am just too POPULAR! I'm going to spend my whole life writing on people's walls!"
me: "Sounds terrible."
David: "I know! Facebook sent me this mean letter saying they were going to ban me for 'inappropriate use' because I've been adding too many friends. They think I'm a spambot."
David: "It is JUST SO HARD being so LIKED!"