Sam: "Did you know that Cocoa [my sister's ex-roommate's ewok puppy] is the girl of my dreams?"
Sam: "Yeah. Because you're supposed to have a girl of your dreams."
me: "Oh, I see."
Sam: "But I also have some human girls of my dreams."
me: "Really? More than one? Who?"
Sam: "I have two of them: Hailey and Cassie. Totally crazy, right?"
me: "Well, either super crazy or super Mormon. One of those."
Sam: [considers this] "Well, probably super crazy AND super Mormon."
Sam: "Yes. See, Hailey is super crazy and Cassie is Mormon." [shrug]
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