Sam: [from the backseat of the car] "Bow chica chica chica bow wow. chica chica chica woot woot! woot woot!"
Steve: "What's going on back there, buddy?"
Sam: "Chica chica mhm. mhm. mhm. Chica woot woot!" [takes a breath.] "I can't help it Daddy. It's because my hat is on backwards. It just... *changes* me."
Sam: "Who let the dogs out?! Mhm. Mhm mhm mhm mhm. Woot woot!"
Lily: [doing a 3yo version of the eyeball roll. Then joining in because it was hard not to.] "WOOT!"