Sunday, July 12, 2009

Sam makes an announcement

Sam: [angry--writing something on a post-it]

Me: "Whatcha writing there?"

Sam: "You're the one who can spell. You tell me."

Me: "It looks like you're trying to write 'I'm leaving.' Are you leaving?"

Sam: "Yes. I am DONE with this place."

Me: "Why? You angry?"

Sam: "I'm VERY angry."

Me: "Why?"

Sam: "Lily won't stop screaming! She screams and screams all the time! She screams for no reason! I just can't TAKE it anymore!"

Me: "Ah, yes. I know how you feel. But where are you going to move?"

Sam: "Into my own apartment."

Me: "Your own apartment?"

Sam: "I've already set it up."

Me: "And where is this apartment?"

Sam: "In your car. I took a towel and I made myself a bed so I can sleep. It's very nice there. Quiet."

Me: "What will you do if you need to use the restroom? Or eat?"

Sam: [shrugs and glares at me] "Stop making this difficult."


karen said...

Happy Trails, Sam.

Elise said...

I am such a fan of your children's stories. They are scary bright.

Peggy said...

Grandma and Grandpa have a spare room...

Barb @ getupandplay said...

Aw, poor Sam. He's just realizing that he has a little sister who is never going to stop annoying him and he's getting out of dodge.

hmsgofita said...

Hee hee. Very funny story. Your Sam is a very bright boy!

Anonymous said...

That is hilarious!!