Sam would like you to know that he's on TV. (For a full three seconds at least!) You can see it on "Utah On Demand: Top Picks: Sponge Bob's House."
And on a side note, Sam says, "Mommy, I've been thinking about it and I've decided something: I'm ready to get my first phone."
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