Sam: "There's something that I don't tell people about."
me: "That sounds bad."
Sam: "Well, I don't tell people that I still cuddle at night."
Sam: "Yeah, I think people think that only babies should cuddle at night."
me: "I don't think they think that."
Sam: "They do. Some people my age think that if you cuddle with your mommy you're a baby."
me: "Oh, well, you don't have to tell them then."
Sam: "I know! That's what I said."
Sam: "So we agree. No talking about the cuddling."
Sam: [pause.][thought.] "You're going to put this on your blog, aren't you."
me: "What if I did?"
Sam: [thinks.] "Well, your blog is going to make me famous... So I guess it's okay."
Oh. I get it. I'M AFRAID!
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