Thursday, February 04, 2010

Dear Word 2007

I know you think you are being helpful.
When you randomly add tabs and change the style of sections I didn't ask you to.
Or maybe you think that you're smarter
than people like me.
And maybe you don't know
that
is why
people come after you in alleys
with sticks
and torches
and various implements of torture.
Because that's what dealing with you is like.
torture.

ps: u suck

3 comments:

Barb @ getupandplay said...

I hate damn auto formatting.

nicole said...

Oh, I feel your pain. I finally used my womanly powers to convince DH to be my copy editor. He even got a shout-out in my thanks page, because there's no way it would have been done otherwise.

susanpmi said...

Hate, hate, hate Word 2007. Jensen Harris should be strung up and flogged as project manager of this ridiculous "upgrade" that has been forced upon me.