Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Sam says: "Hey, you want to hear a joke?"

Sam: "So why are there pregnant women? and why do they need to pee?"

me: "I dunno, why."

Sam: "Because babies kick!" [laughter ensues.]


CSIowa said...

That's even better than the classic, "Guess what?" "What?" "You're standing on the floor!" (insert 4-year-old hyperventilating with laughter as he rolls on the floor).

Kim J said...

When my 17-year-old son was about six, he told jokes very much like that, only they rambled on for at least five minutes, and typically ended with the punch line, "And then he died." This was always followed by hysterical laughter.

PS - Hope all is well - we missed you last night.