There may or may not have been three days in a row recently (*possibly* four days; and the fact that I can't tell you for sure? I will own that, too) where I never got around to showering.
And during these days, I may or may not have worn the same outfit day after day after day.
And even though it was a lovely outfit (and new! so fun)(even though it was size... never mind) I may or may not have started to smell rather ripe by the end of those days.
So your accusations about my bathing habits? They may not be entirely off base.
That is all.
The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 26 by Charles M. Schulz
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