me: "Lily! How was your first day back at preschool [after your two week long kids-only vacation to CA]?"
Lily: "It was good."
me: "Did your friends miss you?"
Lily: "They did. They asked me, 'Lily! Where have you been?'"
me: "What did you say?"
Lily: "I said, 'I was in California you idiots.'"
me: "Excuse me?"
Lily, "I said, 'I was in California. You. Idiots.'"
me: "Well that's not very nice."
Lily: "Yeah. They didn't like it, either. Novalee decided not to be my friend for the day and Trey thought of kicking me in the face."
me: "Yeah, people don't really like to be called idiots."
Lily: "Thanks. I found that out already."