me: [holding a white skirt]
Sam: "You better just throw that away, Mom."
Sam: [like I've asked a very dumb question.] "It's Labor Day."
Sam: "You can't wear white after Labor Day."
me: "OMG I swear I never taught you that."
Sam: "Doesn't make it not true."
The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 26 by Charles M. Schulz
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