Sam (7yo): "I've changed my mind about marriage. I think I might actually do it one day."
me: "Oh? What changed your mind?"
Sam: [squints] "Well, it may or may not have something to do with, yanno," [voice gets really quiet] "an 'M' crush."
me: "An 'M' crush? That sounds very interesting. What is this 'M' crush?"
Sam: "Don't talk so loud. And I'm sorry, but I can't tell you any more about it."
me: [ignoring the "don't talk so loud" edict] "Why? You should tell me everything! I'm your Mommy!"
How The Hell Did This Happen? by P.J. O'Rourke
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