The good news: I remembered my dream last night for the first time in forever!
The bad news: It was as judgy as a bad Sunday School lesson.
It started with an earthquake.
But it wasn't, like, a scary earthquake. It was more like a, "Hey! Pay attention!" Earthquake.
And then I looked outside the window & there was this bum who was eating the leaves off our bushes. Then he'd spit out the berries cuz poison. He was obviously hungry.
Then I was all, if I were Christian, I'd feed him.
But he was scary looking so... I just sat there.
But then I did a re-take & was like, *if I were Christian I'd feed him.*
So I drag myself up, go to the door to look for him & invite him in.
But he's gone, and instead there're crowds of hungry people.
And then I go, "Oh. This is an allegory."
And I wake up.