Morning Conversation

Me: "Hey, Sam, how would you like to go to Disneyland?"

Sam: [sigh] "AGAin?! Mommy, I've already been to Disneyland."

Me: "You don't want to go to Disneyland?"

Sam: "I'd rather stay home and watch TV."

Me: "You'd rather watch TV than go to Disneyland?"

Sam: "It's a great machine, Mommy."