Wednesday, February 23, 2011

That's right, Buddy.

Sam's friend: "I have so many girlfriends. I have, like, twelve girlfriends."

Sam: "But, dude. That is just... wrong."

Sam's friend: "You're right. Maybe it was thirteen girlfriends..."

Sam: "No, no. You're not supposed to have twelve OR thirteen girlfriends. It's just wrong. It's mean. And bad. You're only supposed to have ON... [furtive glance at me as he realizes I'm listening] I mean, ZERO. ZERO girlfriends. None at all. We are WAY too young to even be thinking about having girlfriends."

4 comments:

  1. Now you have to teach him about the age of 16! Fun stuff.

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  2. Yeah, watch out for him! I think Haydan would die of embarrassment if I even mentioned the word boyfriend to her! At least he has a good concept of monogamy :)

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  3. To the best of my knowledge girls are yucky! Kiss-chase = aaaaaargh, run!!!! :-)

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