just happened to me.
He was holding out his fingers and I thought he wanted me to kiss them. So, since sometimes I actually like my kid, I started gobbling up the fingers and kissing him.
But . . .
He wasn't holding them out to be kissed.
He was holding them out to show me the poop he had just scooped out from his diaper.
It was green.
I didn't see it because it was dark and I didn't have my glasses on.
But I tasted it . . .
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