Sam: "Mommy, why are you wearing *that*?"
Me: "Because I like it."
Sam: "But, Mommy, you wore that *yesterday.*" [looks horrified/disgusted]
Me: "Yeah, I did. And the day before that. But who's counting."
Sam: [look of horror has now completely frozen on his face]
Surprises and the first day of school
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