Sam woke up screaming this morning.  He was clutching his belly, saying that it hurt so bad.  His belly was totally distended and hard as a rock.  He was saying, "Take me to the doctor, Mommy.  Take me to the doctor!"  And crying a lot. 
He's been pretty &^%%R sick lately, so I was throwing my clothes on, gonna take him to the urgent care. 
But then, just as I got my pants on, he came back in the room, all happy.  "I'm better now," he said, laughing.  "Feel my belly!"  It was soft.  Not distended anymore. 
I asked Steve WTH?
Steve said, "I made him sit on the potty.  He peed like half a gallon.  Guess he just didn't know what a full bladder felt like."
Sometimes the simplest solution is the right one.
 
 
2 comments:
So funny! I probably would have be scared, too! Good job, Sam, for not peeing in the bed!
How can something be awful and funny at the same time?!
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