Sunday, November 04, 2007

The labs came back

And I *do* have a parasite.

Me: "Seriously? A parasite? This is America."

Doctor: "Well, dear, when you live with people who think it's funny to eat their own poop, this kind of thing is bound to happen."

Me: "But this is America."

Doctor: "I know. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to call the Health Department." [shrug] "Mandatory reporting and all."

1 comment:

Mark- TCM said...

"when you live with people who think it's funny to eat their own poop, this kind of thing is bound to happen" -That's hilarious!
What I couldn't quite figure out is this: Is he referring to your kids, Steve or the family pet?!
Mark Original MaJaTo