Friday, April 25, 2008

Dream big, kid

The doctor yesterday asked Sam what he wanted to be when he grew up. He said, "Hmm..." And paused all grown up like. Then he said, "I'd like to be a cooker."

"Where would you like to cook?" I asked.

"McDonalds!" He said.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Things Beauty Queens Say

"I'm, like, *hot,* but I'm not, like, *pageant* hot. Y'know. Like Little Miss Sunshine? Only I guess she's *cute* and not *hot.*"

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Morning Conversation

Me: "Hey, Sam, how would you like to go to Disneyland?"

Sam: [sigh] "AGAin?! Mommy, I've already been to Disneyland."

Me: "You don't want to go to Disneyland?"

Sam: "I'd rather stay home and watch TV."

Me: "You'd rather watch TV than go to Disneyland?"

Sam: "It's a great machine, Mommy."

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

My new favorite drug

whatever the &^%$ it was that they put in my IV before the colonoscopy.

Not only do I remember NOTHING from the ENTIRE procedure, but I slept ALL DAY. I haven't slept that much or that well in AGES.

Monday, April 07, 2008

Colonoscopy Party 2-NITE!!

Due to family history, I get to start my routine colon screening TWENTY YEARS EARLY!!

I'm so excited, I can hardly even convey how excited I am.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Anyone else hate those creepy family car stickers as much as I do?

Because I totally hate them. Every time I see them all I can hear is the annoying subtext: "Look! I'm a better Mormon than you because I have seventeen gazillion children!"

This one I like, though.