But she is. Selling herself, that is. Or, rather, her *time.* (She was very, very clear that she does not want to sell anything "icky," "kinky," or otherwise distrubing and/or gross.) It turns out that trying to be a pageant girl is really expensive and she has to raise, like, $2000 more if she wants to compete come November. So, she asked me if I could host an auction. Highest bidder gets two hours of Miss Provo's time. In this time, Miss Provo is willing to:
1) go out to dinner with you
2) clean your house
3) babysit your children
4) go on a "girl" date (like, to get pedicures or something)
5) write you poetry
6) something else that you think of and she says is OK.
Anyone want to start the bidding? Do it in the comments section. Heck, I'll start the bidding, myself. $10. Probably for babysitting. I might change my mind...
(sorry kick, but if you don't want me to post pictures like that, you shouldn't put them on facebook!!)
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